I can see my cock

I am amazed. A few weeks ago I had resigned myself to the idea that I was so fat and old that I could no longer see my genitals when I went for a wee. This morning as I stood and emptied my bladder and looked down and “wow” there it was! My enormous belly has diminished in size… Not just a bit but considerably. Another thing I have noticed is that my skin ‘feels’ younger. All I need now is for the effects of male pattern baldness to reverse and I’ll have lost fifteen years. Perhaps I should rub the green juice on my head!!! As an aside, I discovered a rather nice alternative use for the juice yesterday… Green lollies… Because it has such a creamy texture it makes fantastic ice cream!!! Try it… You can buy ice lolly moulds here.

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